Joke of the day?

Hai everyone, I was thinking and not much people are talking on the forum, which imo (in my opinion) is boring so anyway's i want to start doing a joke of the day, where everyday i tell a new joke on the forum, Should be fun .

Joke of the day.

Jimmy’s mom dragged him in front of his dad during the football game.

“Talk to your son,” she said. “He refuses to obey a word I say.”

The father turned to Jimmy angrily. “Jimmy, how dare you disobey your mother. Do you think you’re better than your old man?”

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And i'll do one more joke just because i'm nice.
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Joke of the day #2

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.

After looking the man over he says, “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”

The man gets really indignant and says, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”

Well i hope that gave some of you a good laugh, I'll be putting another joke tommorrow. Bai everyone <3
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Day 2.

Joke of the day.


A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway.

He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

”I can’t do that, officer.”

”Why not?”

”Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.”

”Okay, we’ll just get a urine sample down at the station.”

”Can’t do that either, officer.”

”Why not?”

”Because I’m a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.”

”Alright, we could get a blood sample.”

”Can’t do that either, officer.”

”Why not?”

”Because I’m a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.”

”Fine then, just walk this white line.”

”Can’t do that either, officer.”

”Why not?”

”Because I’m drunk.”